You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...