Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...