Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...