Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...