Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...