Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...