First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...