Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...