Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...