What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.