Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...