The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...