Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...