Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!