If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
OLD never dies
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The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...