The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!