Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.