Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.