Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...