What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...