Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...