The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...