The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...