No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...