redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...