Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Cross mouse cards!
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The bronze statues
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Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
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Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
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A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...