The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....