Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...