Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...