Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...