Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...