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Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
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Defining teenagers
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Miller Time
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Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
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