The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
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what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...