I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...