Programming language acronyms
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Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...