These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...