The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.