Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...