Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...