What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!