Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...