Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother