High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...