Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...