A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...