Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...