Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...