Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...