I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...