cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...