Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...